Welcome to WP 2016 badge info dump
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last manual timestamp: 20160806 0855 PST

contrary to belief, the keybadge does not unlock the chest...
so what does it unlock??
hint: find out next year when we implement it

Both Badges
Main Badge (aka Booty Badge)
todo: start github repository, accept patches to make this badge do fucking ANYTHING.
Skeleton Key Badge (aka Boner Badge)